Let me introduce myself,

My name is Lea. The quirky, geeky girl you wish was your actual girlfriend. Originally from Czech Republic but I’ve lived in London for 11 years and still counting.

I'm 100% natural. No botox, lip fillers or fake boobs. What you see on photos is what you get as I don’t use any filters or retouch. I have a cute bush and hairy armpits that tend to drive men crazy.

I am incredibly joyful person and it’s usually the small things that make me the happiest. The taste of coffee first thing in the morning, warm feeling of a sunshine on my skin, new book or dancing like crazy to a favourite song. You might have seen my dancing videos on my instagram and believe it or not, those are usually the ones that persuade people into booking me.

It’s almost impossible for me to go on a date with a client and not to mention Buffy The Vampire Slayer at least once in any context. If you’re a fan too I’ll be more than happy to discuss who’s better: Angel or Spike? (See? Here’s the geekiness coming out.) When it comes to my sense of humour I'm very much a female version of Chandler Bing with a slight addition of Phoebe.

If you decide to visit me at my small but cosy studio in South London (I'm very close to the tube station on the Northern line), you will probably be impressed by all my books which are slowly taking over the whole place and also by my vinyl collection which is also slowly but surely growing.

I am a very active person and I take movement as a cheaper version of a therapy. I’ve been doing yoga regularly for 6 years, started lifting one year ago and this year I took on running. Also when the weather is nicer there is a big probability of me being in the middle of nowhere hiking. Some of my goals for 2025 are running a half marathon, hyrox and multiple day hike. At some point I would also like to start pole dancing and muay thai but weirdly I found there is not enough time in the day and I do need to sleep sometimes.